What do a SWAT team, a husband’s backside, a school and muffled sounds have in common?

I came across this article on The Huffington Post and thought it was worth sharing – if  nothing else, to raise a smile! Oh, the cheek of it…. (and yes, if you’re male, you can have a laugh on the female gender – it was the wife who put two and two together and came up with diddly SWAT)….. :/